Hello.

You are now blinking and breathing manually, you now realize your tongue has no comfortable spot inside your mouth, it just sits there awkwardly and moves when you think of the word "regularly". On top of that, you just lost the game.

Friday, 24 September 2010

Part 2. That Attitude.

Right, so you have hopefully found what category you old chaps fit into, or maybe not? Maybe you need to know how your attitude fits in with your look? Well then chaps, I better tell you how each of these fine stereotypes act!

The Brit.
              A fine fellow if you ever did see one, this spiffing old boy loves to play squash, drink ice tea and really show of his beaded shoes. They thoughts on violence is that is it completely unacceptable and not alot of jolly fun. Should you come across one, they will always great you with a nod and a raise of there bowler hat. 


The Real Brit.
              Truly, a outstanding member of society. They enjoy watching polo, drinking Sparkling water and laughing for absolutely, no reason. They believe violence is a good answer, however do not expect a fist fight, these chaps would never sink that low! A Shotgun to the face or a longsword through you is far more likely. If you were to ever have the privilege to come across these kind of spiffing men, be sure to nod to them showing you understand they are better than you, or expect a good whipping.


The Chav.
              The lower life form. They get there kicks from watching cock fights, rapping about how bad there life is and petty theft. Violence is a Chavs way of life, BUT... 9/10 Chavs will solve there arguments with obscene insults being thrown side to side, as both are to scared to actually physically get involved. when the 1/10 who will fight get involved, expect some skirmishing and possibly knife play. If you were to have the bad luck of meeting them in the street (Effectively there home) Just keep on walking, and if you have a gun, Shoot them on the spot. Show NO mercy.

20 comments:

  1. cool post bro!
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)
    suppin can u rtrn pls?

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  2. nobody across the pond has a gun no more, sorry

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  3. ahahaha chavs nature is really well described ;)

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  4. Chavs... I never understood why making yourself look like an idiot was cool.

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  5. Lol, now I know how to tell you people apart! following ya!

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  6. Nice blog bro!
    Followin n supportin :)
    Check my blog!

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  7. I com back, and no part 3 :'(

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  8. Oh brits. Such arrogant species of man.

    Savagery, barbarism, and british colonialism. ;)

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  9. nice post, keep it up! lookin forward to comin back here

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